{"product_id":"ascension-print","title":"ASCENSION PRINT","description":"Do you like crabs, or baby seals? Cultivate your chi and ascend past cloud rank into the golden, heavenly light with this inspirational, museum-quality print on thick matte paper. Add a lively accent to your room or office with this posters which is sure to raise a few eyebrows. Make Raul proud because your mom definitely won't be.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Original Dungeon Crawler Carl fan artwork by Ana Van Pelt\u003cbr\u003e\n• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil\u003cbr\u003e\n• Paper weight: 189 g\/m²\u003cbr\u003e\n• Paper is sourced from Japan","brand":"Weird Shit Alley","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53239877468527,"sku":"6295769_4464","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/0476\/1967\/files\/enhanced-matte-paper-poster-_in_-transparent-6a63e620ae4ce.png?v=1784931908","url":"https:\/\/weirdshitalley.com\/products\/ascension-print","provider":"Weird Shit Alley","version":"1.0","type":"link"}