UZI JESUS TEE
This shirt is the way, motherf*cker. Don't be an atheist; make sure to show everyone your devotion to Uzi Jesus. This shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. Even if Jesus gaslights you.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Original Dungeon Crawler Carl fan artwork by Ana Van Pelt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
SIZE GUIDE
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
EU GPSR
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Weird Shit Alley ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at yikes@weirdshitalley.com or write to us Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.