ASCENSION TEE
ASCENSION TEE
Do you like crabs, or baby seals? Cultivate your chi and ascend past cloud rank into the golden, heavenly light with this inspirational shirt. Make Raul proud because your mom definitely won't be.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Original Dungeon Crawler Carl fan artwork by Ana Van Pelt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
SIZE GUIDE
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
EU GPSR
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Weird Shit Alley ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at yikes@weirdshitalley.com or write to us Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.