PENIS PARADE TEE
PENIS PARADE TEE
What do you get when you combine a group of gentlemen by the names of Anaconda, Splash Zone, Damascus Steel, Gluteus Maxx, Dong Quixote, Author Steve Rowland, Dr. Bones, and Bucket Boy? The Penis Parade. That's what. Show your love for these hardworking boys or maybe even if you just like your sausages extra large.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Original Dungeon Crawler Carl fan artwork and illustrations by Ana Van Pelt
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
SIZE GUIDE
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
EU GPSR
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Weird Shit Alley ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at yikes@weirdshitalley.com or write to us Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.