QUASAR TEE
QUASAR TEE
You are balls deep in the wrong hole, and mom is pulling into the driveway. As our attorney has advised us, however: you can't unlick a butthole. If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. Now get out there and lick some buttho- I mean enjoy this shirt!
• Original Dungeon Crawler Carl fan artwork by Ana Van Pelt
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
EU GPSR
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Weird Shit Alley ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at yikes@weirdshitalley.com or write to us Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.